Senator Specter's Official Floor Statement
If this story does not go away really soon, (besides this) it could mean..
(You finish the sentence.)
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If this story does not go away really soon, (besides this) it could mean..
(You finish the sentence.)
Inside Edition and Inside Colbert
(Lifted shamelessly from Choolie's Blog ..and she's even got the dance remix version).
..and the hits just keep on coming! (Thanks to Bill M. for this medley)
“...Dude, are you shitting me? Are. You. Shitting me?...”
-drill (former co-worker of Charles on Big Mattress show)
Red State Update.
Boston Herald front-page apology.
Personally, I feel this is a misguided missile- but Hillary-haters from all sides will love it.
(You can bet this will be all over the Net until she drops out.)
Reviews Ironman.
This site is not accessible. We are working on fixing the problem. I will post it up top once it is working.
Oops- forgot to post this! I was on WBZ 1030AM with Morgan White Jr. on Mother's Day (Well- at midnight on Sat/Sun).
Lots of commercials- but that's why I think I got out just in time.
Peter Wolf cover of Harry Nilsson song. (Keep audio to yourself.)
Warning: Lyrics NOT work or family friendly
1. Bob Barr is going to be a huge spoiler for McCain!
2. Also, please stop listening to the pundits out there who want Hillary to step down. Here's what I think:
a) This gives everybody in every state the opportunity to vote in these 2008 primaries. It's the American way, folks.
b) This keeps the media talking about Hillary and Barrack- and keeps the focus off of McCain.
c) This gives Obama a good taste of what's to come when the wing-nut sliming starts- It is boot camp for the nominee-to-be and I love Hillary for doing it!
Eight Belles and..
all is not well.
Marriage-proposal time: (or- Why God never gave us the gift of mind-reading...)
Not work-friendly • Warning: R-Rated Audio
Older boys +younger men = a hit movie.
I feel your pain.
Smack the Penguin
8 reasons why this is the dumbest generation.
(Feel free to add more..)
When (and if) she ever switches to NASCAR,
I will probably add the Country Music Channel to my faves. :)
One classy chick
Randy Newman: In Defense of Our Country.
(Click below for lyrics.)
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The link will usually be a pop-up image, link or video which should not be opened by those under 18 yrs old (7 or 8 in Hawai'i) and never be opened by respectable folk with profound sensibilities.
The subject matter is normally crass, sophomoric, sexist, demeaning and extremely shallow- unbefitting of the normal image of this site, probably reflecting the fact that I have a moronic, cretinous and hedonistic dark side- which I pray is really just a small, teeny weenie, itsy-bitsy part of my true, inner self.
Today's TT:
Four babes a-laughing
Eight Words With Two Meanings...
Followed by a brief “question and answer” period
The Democratic Race in Seven Minutes.
(Click on it, go make yourself a sandwich, let it load up and then come back for the show)
Momma's got a brand new...
I would do it this way.
What you thought they were singing
Before you click here, grab yourself a beer- and make sure you have lots of free time! (You all will owe me for this.)
Inventions that never made it. (Part 1)
Mother's Day gift from Costco: You paid for them- Let her know
that they will be treated with acknowledgement, respect and dignity forever.
Inventions that never made it. (Part 2)
The perfect gift for Father's Day..
Inventions that never made it (Part 3)
Making sure he/she doesn't cut into your half of the middle.
Light-hearted Handiwork.
What do Barney Frank and Ron Paul have in common?
H.R. 5843
Lucinda Williams: Unsuffer Me
(This one is NOT the Big Mattress Song of the Week!)
My kid brother has a great blues bar in our hometown of Milford.
Here's the latest skinny on Fat Boy Bill's Blues Bar.
Load up the pantry.
Lifted from the Left Central Gazette
Bill Hicks.. philosopher, iconoclast, great comedian.
Four links back to back, side by side (never done that; let's see if it translates to the page here)
Former Big Mattress Song of the Week by Hicks: Chicks Dig Jerks
.. of this article. Warning: Not Work or family friendly
If you live long enough, you help a lot of people...
and you hurt a lot of people.
Charles guests on Adam 12 Lunch Hour Show April 18
The highest approval rating in Gallop Poll history (after 911).
Beggin'
'
Reason #472 why you should give her a big hug and say thank you.
Important notice to new subscribers:
The Testosterone Tuesday post is a regular weekly entry which is almost always rated at least R (and occasionally XXX) and should be regarded as never work or family friendly.
Thus, we present this sophomoric, shallow bit of useless video.
On a more cerebral TT level, we now present the quantum physics answer to the question:
How can a butterfly damage your roof?
In record time
Just think... If, somehow, you could live forever...
(O wait-)
First thing is, no one would get the jokes!
For example, most of the people who would get this joke are dead.
Charlie and Georgio making sure the campaign stays dumbed down.
But sometimes you just can't fool them voters.
”Why not have Paris Hilton moderate next time?" One viewer asked.
“A televised train wreck” writes the Herald Tribune.
• The Italians get it.
• Andy Borowitz gets it.
• Some of our posters don't get it. (see comments)
If you get it, please consider signing the petition.
The media is the MESSage:
Putting Asbury Park on the map.
I mean, really.
May I please have another?
I think Shell and Chevron might be the good guys now. (Well- compared to Exxon/Mobil- or am I just being naive?)
Today's Boston Herald gets punked.
page 6 Monday April 14 (News item credited to Associated Press.)
Story pulled from internet hours later, after the Herald was informed it was a hoax article by Andy Borowitz
The only way you can verify that this story was even printed is to get a copy of today's newspaper. History will never record it.
Read Borowitz reaction in his column the following day (below):
Deadly handsome men.
Commander 'n Chief
Morning After
The First Blonde Joke.
The Most Twisted State in the Union steps up to the plate.
YouTube
(Not work friendly • Not family friendly)
Cons (Is this a hoax? Countdown to ? )
Pros* This senseless crime is interactive, (Nancy Grace wets herself over stories like this)! The good news is- you, the viewer, get to call and tell the kids how much you love their YouTube post. (see below)
*Click below for the addresses and the phone numbers of the perps..
B.R.R.
(Before Rock and Roll)
It was so nice
They did it twice!
Bachelor Tips:
Turn out the light,
keep a record of your calorie count and
make sure you remember her name .
The perfect daughter.
Short Charlton Heston tribute (sort of)
Never try to put one pasta Swiss guy.
Sad ending. (submitted by Dave Strauss)
Marina Russialloverya
How's this for haiku, Chuckles:
I hijacked the blog
Barricaded myself in
Duane-schmayne, you read me?
Mandatory Rule:
S.O.P.: All major airlines must offer hospital masks, just as they do headsets, beverages and snacks.

Even though they know they should, American travelers are not lining up to don masks once they board the plane today, and won't- until it becomes as commonplace (as it is in Japan )- there's a certain stigma attached to the perception of a passenger next to you wearing a mask. (If a large number of passengers were wearing them, on the other hand, There would be no problem.)
I'm right- you know I'm right. Anyone who travels by air knows there's a strong possibility they are going to end up with some kind of bug before they land. So, get behind this, people.
