Senator Specter's Official Floor Statement
If this story does not go away really soon, (besides this) it could mean..
(You finish the sentence.)
May 14, 2008
Anger Mis-management
Inside Edition and Inside Colbert
(Lifted shamelessly from Choolie's Blog ..and she's even got the dance remix version).
..and the hits just keep on coming! (Thanks to Bill M. for this medley)
“...Dude, are you shitting me? Are. You. Shitting me?...”
-drill (former co-worker of Charles on Big Mattress show)
Video of the Week
Red State Update.
You Won't See This Again in Your Lifetime
Boston Herald front-page apology.
May 13, 2008
The Empire Strikes Barrack
Personally, I feel this is a misguided missile- but Hillary-haters from all sides will love it.
(You can bet this will be all over the Net until she drops out.)
The Filthy Critic
Reviews Ironman.
May 12, 2008
An Hour on Boston Radio
This site is not accessible. We are working on fixing the problem. I will post it up top once it is working.
Oops- forgot to post this! I was on WBZ 1030AM with Morgan White Jr. on Mother's Day (Well- at midnight on Sat/Sun).
Lots of commercials- but that's why I think I got out just in time.
NOT the Big Mattress Song of the Week
Peter Wolf cover of Harry Nilsson song. (Keep audio to yourself.)
Warning: Lyrics NOT work or family friendly
Got Nader?
1. Bob Barr is going to be a huge spoiler for McCain!
2. Also, please stop listening to the pundits out there who want Hillary to step down. Here's what I think:
a) This gives everybody in every state the opportunity to vote in these 2008 primaries. It's the American way, folks.
b) This keeps the media talking about Hillary and Barrack- and keeps the focus off of McCain.
c) This gives Obama a good taste of what's to come when the wing-nut sliming starts- It is boot camp for the nominee-to-be and I love Hillary for doing it!
Article of the Week
Eight Belles and..
all is not well.
Testosterone Tuesday
Marriage-proposal time: (or- Why God never gave us the gift of mind-reading...)
Not work-friendly • Warning: R-Rated Audio
Estrogen Wednesday
Older boys +younger men = a hit movie.
Co-Ed Thursday
I feel your pain.
May 10, 2008
Weekend Game
Smack the Penguin
May 09, 2008
“Geezer” talk? ..or...
8 reasons why this is the dumbest generation.
(Feel free to add more..)
Danica Rules
When (and if) she ever switches to NASCAR,
I will probably add the Country Music Channel to my faves. :)
One classy chick
.Gif of the Weekend
May 08, 2008
Big Mattress Song of the Week
Randy Newman: In Defense of Our Country.
(Click below for lyrics.)
May 05, 2008
Testosterone Tuesday
Important Reminder to Subscribers:
The Testosterone Tuesday post is a regular weekly entry which is almost always rated at least R (and occasionally XXX) and should be regarded as never work or family-friendly.
The link will usually be a pop-up image, link or video which should not be opened by those under 18 yrs old (7 or 8 in Hawai'i) and never be opened by respectable folk with profound sensibilities.
The subject matter is normally crass, sophomoric, sexist, demeaning and extremely shallow- unbefitting of the normal image of this site, probably reflecting the fact that I have a moronic, cretinous and hedonistic dark side- which I pray is really just a small, teeny weenie, itsy-bitsy part of my true, inner self.
Today's TT:
Estrogen Wednesday
Four babes a-laughing
Co-Ed Thursday
Eight Words With Two Meanings...
Followed by a brief “question and answer” period
May 02, 2008
Video of the Weekend
The Democratic Race in Seven Minutes.
(Click on it, go make yourself a sandwich, let it load up and then come back for the show)
New Beer Can Slogan
May 01, 2008
Discombobulated, Askance and Roundly Flummoxed
Momma's got a brand new...
If I Were a Terrorist
I would do it this way.
I Reached Up and Kissed this Guy
What you thought they were singing
You May Want to Add this Site to your Faves
Before you click here, grab yourself a beer- and make sure you have lots of free time! (You all will owe me for this.)
April 29, 2008
This Man Changed the (Reality) World
TestosteroneTuesday
Inventions that never made it. (Part 1)
Mother's Day gift from Costco: You paid for them- Let her know
that they will be treated with acknowledgement, respect and dignity forever.
Estrogen Wednesday
Inventions that never made it. (Part 2)
The perfect gift for Father's Day..
Co-Ed Thursday
Inventions that never made it (Part 3)
Making sure he/she doesn't cut into your half of the middle.
April 27, 2008
Classic Corner
Light-hearted Handiwork.
Big Mattress Bill of the Month
What do Barney Frank and Ron Paul have in common?
H.R. 5843
Big Mattress Song of the Week
Lucinda Williams: Unsuffer Me
(This one is NOT the Big Mattress Song of the Week!)
My Boy Bill
My kid brother has a great blues bar in our hometown of Milford.
Here's the latest skinny on Fat Boy Bill's Blues Bar.
To the Mattresses!
Load up the pantry.
Strategic Air Commandoes
April 26, 2008
Cartoon of the Weekend
Lifted from the Left Central Gazette
Under the Radar
Bill Hicks.. philosopher, iconoclast, great comedian.
Four links back to back, side by side (never done that; let's see if it translates to the page here)
Former Big Mattress Song of the Week by Hicks: Chicks Dig Jerks
April 25, 2008
Third Annniversary
.. of this article. Warning: Not Work or family friendly
It goes without saying, but
If you live long enough, you help a lot of people...
and you hurt a lot of people.
April 24, 2008
Videos from WBCN
Charles guests on Adam 12 Lunch Hour Show April 18
Blown Saves
The highest approval rating in Gallop Poll history (after 911).
April 22, 2008
I Guess it's All Over but the..
Beggin'
'
April 21, 2008
Estrogen Wednesday
Reason #472 why you should give her a big hug and say thank you.
Testosterone Tuesday
Important notice to new subscribers:
The Testosterone Tuesday post is a regular weekly entry which is almost always rated at least R (and occasionally XXX) and should be regarded as never work or family friendly.
Thus, we present this sophomoric, shallow bit of useless video.
On a more cerebral TT level, we now present the quantum physics answer to the question:
How can a butterfly damage your roof?
Run the Boston Marathon
In record time
The Downside of Immortality
Just think... If, somehow, you could live forever...
(O wait-)
First thing is, no one would get the jokes!
For example, most of the people who would get this joke are dead.
April 20, 2008
Duh.
April 19, 2008
The Not-So-Great Debate
Charlie and Georgio making sure the campaign stays dumbed down.
But sometimes you just can't fool them voters.
”Why not have Paris Hilton moderate next time?" One viewer asked.
“A televised train wreck” writes the Herald Tribune.
• The Italians get it.
• Andy Borowitz gets it.
• Some of our posters don't get it. (see comments)
If you get it, please consider signing the petition.
The media is the MESSage:
April 18, 2008
Goodbye Phantom Dan
Putting Asbury Park on the map.
Do you REALLY want to vote for McCain?
I mean, really.
April 17, 2008
Friday on Air
Morrrrrrrrrrre MEAT!
May I please have another?
Those Were the Days, My Friend
I think Shell and Chevron might be the good guys now. (Well- compared to Exxon/Mobil- or am I just being naive?)
April 14, 2008
Testosterone Tuesday
News you never read today
Today's Boston Herald gets punked.
page 6 Monday April 14 (News item credited to Associated Press.)
Story pulled from internet hours later, after the Herald was informed it was a hoax article by Andy Borowitz
The only way you can verify that this story was even printed is to get a copy of today's newspaper. History will never record it.
Read Borowitz reaction in his column the following day (below):
Estrogen Wednesday
Deadly handsome men.
April 13, 2008
Co-ed Thursday
April 11, 2008
Weekend Quickie Replays
Commander 'n Chief
Morning After
The First Blonde Joke.
Why is Abe smiling?
April 10, 2008
April 09, 2008
The Ghost of Charlton Heston
The Most Twisted State in the Union steps up to the plate.
Pros and Cons of YouTubing
YouTube
(Not work friendly • Not family friendly)
Cons (Is this a hoax? Countdown to ? )
Pros* This senseless crime is interactive, (Nancy Grace wets herself over stories like this)! The good news is- you, the viewer, get to call and tell the kids how much you love their YouTube post. (see below)
*Click below for the addresses and the phone numbers of the perps..
Ain't this the Sad truth..?
April 08, 2008
April 07, 2008
Begin the Beguine
B.R.R.
(Before Rock and Roll)
It was so nice
They did it twice!
Testosterone Tuesday
Bachelor Tips:
Turn out the light,
keep a record of your calorie count and
make sure you remember her name .
April 06, 2008
Estrogen Wednesday
The perfect daughter.
Got RealPlayer?
Short Charlton Heston tribute (sort of)
April 02, 2008
I was just thinking
Shoot a flock of meatballs and we got the full entrée
Never try to put one pasta Swiss guy.
Sad ending. (submitted by Dave Strauss)
April 01, 2008
The Hottest Woman on the Planet
Marina Russialloverya
First I get the bloggy, then I get the power, then I get the.. women?
How's this for haiku, Chuckles:
I hijacked the blog
Barricaded myself in
Duane-schmayne, you read me?
When I Rule the World
Mandatory Rule:
S.O.P.: All major airlines must offer hospital masks, just as they do headsets, beverages and snacks.
Even though they know they should, American travelers are not lining up to don masks once they board the plane today, and won't- until it becomes as commonplace (as it is in Japan )- there's a certain stigma attached to the perception of a passenger next to you wearing a mask. (If a large number of passengers were wearing them, on the other hand, There would be no problem.)
I'm right- you know I'm right. Anyone who travels by air knows there's a strong possibility they are going to end up with some kind of bug before they land. So, get behind this, people.
You can never change the Past,
but you can see it;
You can never see the Future,
but you can change it. ®2002
-c. laquidara
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until Bush leaves office..
May 2008
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